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wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

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— 17 hours ago with 536665 notes

kickingshoes:

modestmgmtofficial:

identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools

Can confirm, the BEST part is switching classes/duties and no one knows

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— 17 hours ago with 60914 notes
galactic-kat:

wasarahbi:

emes:

leeantsypantsy:

all-aboutqoqo:



“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”




the last sentence

lmao what

There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.

galactic-kat:

wasarahbi:

emes:

leeantsypantsy:

all-aboutqoqo:

“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”

the last sentence

lmao what

There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.

(Source: moda-pura, via ruinedchildhood)

— 17 hours ago with 308293 notes

mickeyandmumbles:

mrsmelchiorgabor:

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

sleptonshawty:

zixxie:

how all guys should react if a girl doesn’t want to.

how all girls should react if a guy doesn’t want to.

how anyone should react to anyone that doesn’t want to

GUYS THIS IS FROM SHAMELESS AND IT’S VIRAL IT HAS LIKE 700K NOTES AND IT’S FROM SHAMELESS AND GAHHHH

LET’S GET THIS TO ONE MILLION BEFORE SEASON FIVE STARTS

(Source: theblogofeternalstench, via fanarts-of-series)

— 1 day ago with 788380 notes
ofallcuteandsexy:

achronicmasturbator:

teamcocket:

what the fuck is this

dont kermit suicide

i need a moment

ofallcuteandsexy:

achronicmasturbator:

teamcocket:

what the fuck is this

dont kermit suicide

i need a moment

(Source: sunshinychick, via ruinedchildhood)

— 1 day ago with 236273 notes

sparkour:

in the most random combination of people to ever happen

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— 1 day ago with 13145 notes

dragonborn-slytherin:

suzywire:

denaerys:

denaerys:

Dutch Horror Story: trying to find your bike in a 500+ bicycle parking station

Dutch Horror Story, the Sequel: you’ve found your bike but it’s crammed in between like 10 other bikes

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is this actually a thing?? like I’m in the neighbour country and no one’s ever told me about this, I’m slightly worried about you guys over there

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— 1 day ago with 8485 notes
fini-mun:

Dude check out this shark

fini-mun:

Dude check out this shark

(Source: shalamakingfaces, via youroldsocks)

— 1 day ago with 84581 notes