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Whatcha want, bro o.O?   Whelp.. I'm Danielle. I'm 19 and a college sophomore. I am an EMT-B and applying for a Paramedic program not to far from me. Okay. I'm done.

julianocasabranca:

FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS

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nickynackyneu:

artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD

this is why I love my local police

nickynackyneu:

artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD

this is why I love my local police

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sluttymistletoe:


cringing:

is no one going to talk about how miranda has been replaced with a random middle aged woman

if you knew anything about lizzie mcguire you would know that miranda is livin it up in Mexico City while Lizzie has an awesome adventure with Paolo and Isabella, while trying to avoid the evil wrath of Ms Ungermeyer, who is definitely not some “random middle aged woman”
thanks

sluttymistletoe:

cringing:

is no one going to talk about how miranda has been replaced with a random middle aged woman

if you knew anything about lizzie mcguire you would know that miranda is livin it up in Mexico City while Lizzie has an awesome adventure with Paolo and Isabella, while trying to avoid the evil wrath of Ms Ungermeyer, who is definitely not some “random middle aged woman”

thanks

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egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

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verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

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carasala:

my friend John just wrote the best post about catcalling possibly ever. 

carasala:

my friend John just wrote the best post about catcalling possibly ever. 

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bellecosby:

bellecosby:

White people who stay in their lane tend to age well

Jennifer Aniston (45)

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Paul Rudd (45)

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Mariska (50)

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all white people who are stayin in their lane and ain’t crackin 

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hopelessmodelx:

thebootydiaries:

drfreeze01:

thebootydiaries:

pls stop reblogging
this is not how I want to be remembered

that hijab looks like some grandma’s sweater became sentient

Lmfao love her 😭

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knitchick1979:

exvind:

scribblingbearcat:

kammartinez:

Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.

Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.

DAMN SON

There is no problem that sass cannot solve

Scalzi is the best! :)

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