Cheesus Chrust

Whatcha want, bro o.O?   Whelp.. I'm Danielle. I'm 19 and a college freshman studying EMS (Emergency Medical Services).

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the-nope-train:

Please excuse me while I go laugh for a hundred years.

the-nope-train:

Please excuse me while I go laugh for a hundred years.

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good-frickin-vibes:

greeneyedgarnet:

spookynez:

chaosprancing:

superwholockgarfield:

morgrana:

OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”

it’s past, present and future

you will be hurt

you are hurt

you were hurt

BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS

you poetic little shit

it’s because… it’s an adjective… …

you will be stupid

you are stupid

you were stupid

that hurt

ahh I love tumblr

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thegeekykinkevent:

cryptoscience:

culturedcuriousity:

bootlegprecious:

THE SHOTS HAVE BEEN FIRED.
And it’s simply delicious.

Didn’t the Wonder Woman porn parody have a way better costume too?

CORRECT.


When the porn parodies give you badasses, and the canon movies give you what look like people dressed in terrible Halloween costumes… There’s a problem.

thegeekykinkevent:

cryptoscience:

culturedcuriousity:

bootlegprecious:

THE SHOTS HAVE BEEN FIRED.

And it’s simply delicious.

Didn’t the Wonder Woman porn parody have a way better costume too?

CORRECT.

When the porn parodies give you badasses, and the canon movies give you what look like people dressed in terrible Halloween costumes… There’s a problem.

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— 4 days ago with 8779 notes

youcantbaeawaythegay:

captaincharminghood:

things get heated between the canadians and the americans

*ANGRY CANADIAN NOISES*

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— 4 days ago with 47673 notes

beyoncespenis:

a life changing 22 seconds

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— 4 days ago with 58381 notes
princess-foureyes:

So my close friend started this petition to allow trans people to join the army, because it’s her friend’s dream to do so, but the army apparently sees being transgender as a mental illness. It’s clearly not only discrimination, but misinformation. The petition was literally just created a few seconds ago,  so it only has my signature and a few others on it right now. But we have a good month to see this pick up the pace and get bigger.If you could sign this and pass the post on, it’d be really really helpful. All you really need to do is create an account and sign it, so it’s not too hard at all! If anything, reblog this to signal boost it or something. But if you really can just take like. 5 seconds out of your day, it wouldn’t be that hard to see someone’s dream come true, along with many others. You’ll also be helping to stop some discrimination against trans individuals which is a big plus too.Thanks!

princess-foureyes:

So my close friend started this petition to allow trans people to join the army, because it’s her friend’s dream to do so, but the army apparently sees being transgender as a mental illness. It’s clearly not only discrimination, but misinformation. The petition was literally just created a few seconds ago,  so it only has my signature and a few others on it right now. But we have a good month to see this pick up the pace and get bigger.

If you could sign this and pass the post on, it’d be really really helpful. All you really need to do is create an account and sign it, so it’s not too hard at all! If anything, reblog this to signal boost it or something. But if you really can just take like. 5 seconds out of your day, it wouldn’t be that hard to see someone’s dream come true, along with many others. You’ll also be helping to stop some discrimination against trans individuals which is a big plus too.

Thanks!

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— 4 days ago with 17900 notes