Cheesus Chrust

Whatcha want, bro o.O?   Whelp.. I'm Danielle. I'm 19 and a college sophomore. I am an EMT-B and applying for a Paramedic program not to far from me. Okay. I'm done.

basementdemo:

My mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed.

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— 10 hours ago with 96339 notes

mishadmitrikrushniccollins:

Tumblr as a baby

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a rebellious teen

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awkward puberty stage

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young adult

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and now, as a mature adult

(Source: misha7collins, via g-iggle)

— 10 hours ago with 283609 notes
iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

homeworkmyass:

so much tension in one photo

its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

homeworkmyass:

so much tension in one photo

its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier

(Source: yoururlsucksandsodoyou, via g-iggle)

— 10 hours ago with 575247 notes
Me:*during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
girl:....who?
me:MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*
— 10 hours ago with 133198 notes
liamnotpayne:

I stopped taking notes a long time ago.

liamnotpayne:

I stopped taking notes a long time ago.

(via g-iggle)

— 10 hours ago with 137379 notes
weavemunchers:

IM CRYING I JUST FOUND THIS ON INSTAGRAM

weavemunchers:

IM CRYING I JUST FOUND THIS ON INSTAGRAM

(via pizza)

— 10 hours ago with 25146 notes

theconsultingrenegade:

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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(Source: meidosuji, via zekestiel)

— 10 hours ago with 278291 notes

weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

(Source: thiccthot, via ruinedchildhood)

— 10 hours ago with 129751 notes

workbitchs:

@TyraBanks: “Britney Fierce @britneyspears @phvegas”

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— 10 hours ago with 4891 notes