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Whatcha want, bro o.O?   Whelp.. I'm Danielle. I'm 19 and a college sophomore. I am an EMT-B and applying for a Paramedic program not to far from me. Okay. I'm done.

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

archivesofgallifrey:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

willgrahamps:

wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple

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because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.

It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like 

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”

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jeepsmccreeps:

flyaway-freedom-heart:

h0bbitberry:

simonwang:

Twilight in two seconds

This is the only twilight thing I will ever reblog. 

I have been waiting for this gif

I used to watch this video at least 284727193 times a day not lying

jeepsmccreeps:

flyaway-freedom-heart:

h0bbitberry:

simonwang:

Twilight in two seconds

This is the only twilight thing I will ever reblog. 

I have been waiting for this gif

I used to watch this video at least 284727193 times a day not lying

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webofgoodnews:

Animals getting help from people.

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pbh3:

Next level problem solvers.

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kngmnmlst:

kngmnmlst:

MY MUM WENT INTO MY ROOM 
AND SHE THOUGHT I SNEAKED OUT

kngmnmlst:

kngmnmlst:

MY MUM WENT INTO MY ROOM

AND SHE THOUGHT I SNEAKED OUT

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mastergrandmaul:

thegrimsleeper:

How to make guests uncomfortable in your home

This is the single greatest thing I have ever seen.

mastergrandmaul:

thegrimsleeper:

How to make guests uncomfortable in your home

This is the single greatest thing I have ever seen.

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unexplained-events:

The art of camouflage.

I can’t even find the last one…

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4gifs:

Cat reverts to a restore point. [video]

4gifs:

Cat reverts to a restore point. [video]

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