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analwzarry:

kingsstoran:

glittercalum:

glittercalum:

THE JAMES BOND HEADCANON IS SO STRONG


JESUS CHRIST


ARE YOU ALL HAPPY NOW

yes


:(

analwzarry:

kingsstoran:

glittercalum:

glittercalum:

THE JAMES BOND HEADCANON IS SO STRONG

JESUS CHRIST

ARE YOU ALL HAPPY NOW

yes

:(

(Source: prettyboystyles, via pizza)

— 4 days ago with 40407 notes

floozys:

a thrilling story of hope, heartache and success 

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— 4 days ago with 117332 notes

Tyler (on how Shelley and Tyler first met): My truly most embarrassing moment was when I went into the hair and make-up trailer, and I was aware that Jill Wagner who plays Kate was back on the show and I’d gone in. I had some stuff on my hands and hair, and I see this one getting her hair done, so it’s just this side hair thing and it’s very similar to Jill. And I came to give her a hug, just thought I’d run over and say hi. So I ran over, gave her a kiss on the cheek, turned, definitely not Jill, and I immediately went, “You’re not Jill, you’re not Jill, I just assaulted you, I’m so sorry. Oh, my God, hi, I’m Tyler, nice to meet you.” 

Holland: In Tyler Hoechlin’s world, a kiss on the cheek is an assault. 

Tyler: I just invaded her personal space!  

(Source: dailytylerhoechlin, via illbitebackwithbrokenteeth)

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glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

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— 4 days ago with 323254 notes

dashdrive:

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

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— 6 days ago with 289792 notes

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

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— 6 days ago with 150622 notes

4gifs:

…and then the bugs got them.

(Source: 4GIFs.com)

— 1 week ago with 1483 notes

ungratefullittleshit:

Times Tumblr Raised Serious Questions About “Harry Potter”

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— 1 week ago with 300082 notes